Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Season 5: aka how I died

Sorry that this is my blog introduction for Merlin.

My sibs and I (and EFC) watched the last four episodes of BBC's Merlin tonight.

I got my fangirl on, drastically so. There was screaming, crying, screeching, blubbering, muttering, garbled protests, song parodies, shakespeare, and general mayhem and utter devastation.

Here are some of the texts I sent to Pathfinder during the course of our epic tragedy:

"THIS PLOT IS KILLING ME IT'S STARTING TO BE WELL WRITTEN BUT IT'S STILL PAINFUL YAGHAAAAST"

"Wow Mordred went from cuddly Greek panda to ruthless killer in 0.683 seconds."

"*ENDLESS SCREECH OF TERROR*"

"MOSES.....EMRYS....MOSES.....EMRYS..."

"The awkward moment when Arthur's speech becomes hijacked by us reciting Shakespeare and me singing We Are Young"

"If Merlin cries, I am cries"

***

We also created a parody of Proud To Be An American, quite spontaneously during the episodes.

*deep breath*

And I'm proud to be an Arthurian
Where we hate the BBC
And we won't forget the men who died
who took my feels from me
and we gladly fangirl! over them
and reblog them still today
cause there ain't no doubt I love this show
But we hate
THE BBC


I'm sorry, if you aren't acquainted with Merlin this will be beyond you and I'm very sorry. I will endeavor to be more coherent on my next post. 

This has been a traumatized tv-show induced post.

UPDATE: It is a new life goal of mine to go to England, stand in front of the BBC office, and sing "Cold As Ice" at the building. And get it on video of course.